Gang Bang In Monorail



Yesterday evening around 6.15pm, I was waiting for my monorail train to come at Raja Chulan station. There were more than 100 people on the platform. Crazy. This was my first Monorail experience during peak hour.

Let's face it, our monorail aren’t great. It only has 2 decks and the demands were so high. Why can’t they make the monorail longer?

Well, back to the story, after waiting for like around 15 minutes, the Monorail train finally arrived. But with 120% occupied. But we all still need to go in which make it up to 200% occupied (No, I'm not making that up).

It was so packed that I can’t even move my hand to take out my phone to take any photo to share it here. Imagine what will happen if something go wrong with the train. What will happen to all the people inside?!

When we reach the Bukit Bintang station, the "Gang Bang" session started. More people coming in even that there is no more space. The person in charge at the platform keep yelling "Masuk !! Dalam Lagi !" (meaning, Go in, inside again).

Everyone is touching everyone. Your ass touches my legs, your breast touch my back, my hand lay on your shoulder, your hair sweep on my face, your hand on other people ass, you pick your nose and touch the auntie shoulder and so on. Imagine that.

I felt really lucky that I don’t have to go through this kind of experience everyday but I’m feeling bad for those office ladies which was so obvious that some guys are taking advantage on them either on purpose or accidentally. There is no different compare to Gang Bang.

After a long day of work, we don’t expect everyone to smell good. With the train fully over occupied, imagine what the air quality in the train is. When I get down from the train, I was all wet and smell like nasi lemak, curry chicken, roti canai , etc. I’m sure got people complain about my "oyster" smell which I took for my lunch. = . =”

All those politicians really should stop playing politics and do something for the people who voted for them. Always remember you are nothing without us. You would not have Toyota Camry without our income tax. You would not have big house without corruption from us. In return, please make it happen.

We criticize with good will. I understand that Monorail is an improvement itself already as it's faster than walking or taking the bus. But now we want more improvement.

Where is the billion that should be use in improving the public transport? How come we don’t see any improvement? When we talk more than we should, we are in deep shit. ISA come look for us.

May be one day we should invite all the politicians to join our Gang Bang session in Monorail.

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15 Comments:

  • yep very true. i'm sure they know about the gangbang but they're not the one riding it, why should they bother? they need to enjoy the 5 years of 'service' fully on their camry or perdana or w.e.. haih..

    By Blogger Unknown, at 1:31 AM  

  • haha very true..
    very common edy la..
    but i like the way you described it..
    "GANG BANG"!! hahaha.. =D

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:40 AM  

  • The one promised already left the office. What to do?

    By Blogger Superman, at 9:10 AM  

  • Dude, why are you boarding the monorail at that hour? People like you is making our lives (the people who are working nearby and taking the train to work everyday) miserable! But you guys are better than those irritating tukang sumbat!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:26 PM  

  • At peak hours the monorail is really screwed up! Thank God I'm abit taller so can still get some 'fresh' air XD

    Public transport should get a revamp. Maybe increase frequency during peak hours. (if they have enough trains)

    KTM is the one which should be made anew! Average waiting time 20mins! Wasting time..

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:12 PM  

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    By Blogger Justin Hee, at 9:05 PM  

  • Recently i also got "Gang Bang" in KTM.......-___-"

    I was like in front in line waiting to go in the train, the moment the train door opens, ppl behind me starts pushing forward......even the ppl in the train haven got off yet....

    @wayeyoung
    i agree, KTM waiting time is soooo darn long, not to mention especially in KL Sentral underground, OMG its so hot and stuffy in there, not enuff ventilation

    By Blogger Justin Hee, at 9:07 PM  

  • nesca, so true. We will let them know in the next election.

    kenwooi.com, hehe. = p

    Superman, haha, who? who?

    Anonymous, don't said like that. I boarding at that hours as I also work nearby and need to get home. Cheers. = p

    wayeyoung, at least KTM had more space. But monorail is just too pack.

    Justin, yeah. the Tukang Sumbat.. = (

    By Blogger Dragon City, at 10:52 PM  

  • i haven't been to the peck hours monorail. i just hate squeezing and pushing through...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:51 PM  

  • Alah, kalau Politicians naik monorail pun, their people, their bodyguards will make sure the monorail tak penuh. Haih. Sad Sad...

    By Blogger Sabrina, at 9:02 PM  

  • Do not ever lay hope on our politicians. As you said, they themselves have not experienced what we all went through, so to have them take care of our problems is near impossible. I always wait for the next train of the deck is really full.

    By Anonymous jam, at 8:48 AM  

  • hahaa.. remember Pak Lah got come to serdang ktm to try the ktm himself? haha.. he tried for two round before he got on and then complained that ktm is bad.. but.. he haven really experience the real thing.. if you stand like him in serdang ktm, you wait 10 round also wont have chance to go in lar.. hahahha..

    By Blogger JiNG, at 8:20 PM  

  • Wah, must go experience this some day. Got pretty hot ladies to gang bang or not? :)

    By Anonymous Nwo, at 10:34 PM  

  • haizz.. it's not too late if they start to realise now, but it's very sad if they don't realise it by now.. i think the politicians shd get their bodyguards on the ride and get the feedback from them.. swt-.-"

    By Blogger Kevin, at 2:01 PM  

  • jg, you are so lucky.. = p

    Sabrina, haha, correct also. With the bodyguard, they are un-touchable.

    Jam, but the problem is next train also full. = (

    Jing, haha... Pak Lah.. he not in charge anymore.

    Nwo, hehe, u go and try...

    KK, one word, they are too busy with their "politician game" and forget about us...

    By Blogger Dragon City, at 8:28 AM  

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